Well B.Gee, that was the shortest almost relationship in my history of almost relationships.
Ladies, you are killing me in the dating department!! How many of you are really putting out on the first date??? Second date???? Like for real??? Ya’ll are killing me!!
I even give a disclaimer BEFORE my first date: “I don’t have sex within the first few dates. Period!”
Don’t even try with the “Well, physical contact is very important to me…”
Bitch, it’s important to me too!!! But I refuse to do it within the first few dates because I get my heart ripped out EVERY time.
Why do guys have to be like that?? Am I really so old that dating has changed THAT much? Am I delusional in thinking that real substantive relationships exist? When did dating tip over to craigslist type flings?
If you’ll excuse me, I have to go eat my early bird special at Luby’s now. Hold my dentures.
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