Tortichollis
Sounds like a bad sneeze right?
Its a spinal condition where your neck seizes in one position. I don’t get it often but when I do………
I look like an actor from Shaun of the Dead.
I remind myself (as I slap on the icyhot patches in the parking lot) that I am a sexy person. How freaking humiliating is it to walk around like a zombie cast member say “Don’t mind me, I just woke up like this.”
Thank-god for Chiropractors. A wicked painful adjustment and I look like I have take the first zombie antidote. One more adjustment and I should be able to sleep in a semi comfortable position and not look like a flailing chicken.
