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Tortichollis

Sounds like a bad sneeze right?

Its a spinal condition where your neck seizes in one position. I don’t get it often but when I do………

I look like an actor from Shaun of the Dead.

I remind myself (as I slap on the icyhot patches in the parking lot) that I am a sexy person. How freaking humiliating is it to walk around like a zombie cast member say “Don’t mind me, I just woke up like this.”

Thank-god for Chiropractors. A wicked painful adjustment and I look like I have take the first zombie antidote. One more adjustment and I should be able to sleep in a semi comfortable position and not look like a flailing chicken.

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~ by goddess4ever on April 19, 2018.

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