Dating sucks.

I’ve decided to become a nun. Ok, not really.

But I have learned how truly shallow I am. The impossible expectations and standards are roadblocks for anyone who even gets close to me.

I don’t feel like I need anyone who is over 10 years older than me. I feel like that should be standard. A given. Apparently not. If you are over 50, please don’t talk to me. I’m not into it.

I must have someone taller than me. I’m not going to be bigger than my spouse. Just no.

I must have a sense of humor. If you can’t laugh at yourself, um…… aren’t going to like it when I do it.

You must be ok with me having children. Period.

I hate dating. I hate people. I hate being single. And I freaking hate being alone. How’s that for a dichotomy?

~ by goddess4ever on November 3, 2017.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: